DAILY LOW WIRE

$50 MILLION DOLLAR MAN

Andre Rieu has just been presented with an award to commemorate amassing $50 million of album and DVD sales in Australia - making him the biggest selling artist of the past five years.

That is depressing on any number of levels, not least because the correct pronunciation of his last name sounds like an onomatopoeic word you’d use to describe vomiting. Like Ralph or Huey.